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Joke of the Day
"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."
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"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked!"
"How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman? [deleted]"
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
"So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping"
"My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine."
"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"
"I once farted in an elevator . . . it was wrong on so many levels."
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."