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Joke of the Day

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."

"What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? Get a broom."

"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"

"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."

"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"

"Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande"

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"

"According to math, I'm broke"