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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction."

"Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing."

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"

"time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950"

"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"