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Joke of the Day
"Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing."
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"Q: What kind of limes open doors? A: Key limes."
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"
"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
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"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"
"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."
"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"
"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."