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Joke of the Day
"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"
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"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""
"I thought I had life all sorted out, and then the wind blew."
"Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: ""Still not sure if we like it, tbh."""
"Here's how clickbait works"
"I thought I'd just discovered a mass grave for snowmen Turns out it was just a field of carrots"
"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."
"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."