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Joke of the Day
"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"
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"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."
"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"
"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."
"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."
"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""
"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."