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Joke of the Day

"time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950"

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"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"
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"Really Cosmo? 50 tips on how to make your guy h0rny? What the f^ck are the 49 things after ""touch his p*nis"
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."
"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."