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Joke of the Day

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"

"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."

"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."