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Joke of the Day

"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"I was such a stud that I lasted 1 hour and 5 seconds in bed Thanks Day light saving"

"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."

"Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics? It's a touchy subject."

"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now."

"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"