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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics? It's a touchy subject."

"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""

"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."

"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."

"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"

"Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...? Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side."

"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"

"Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more"

"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"