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Joke of the Day

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !"

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."

"I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged."

"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."

"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"

"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."

"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"