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Joke of the Day

"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"

"What did God say when he made the first black person? Damn, I burnt one..."

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial."

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot. I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""

"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."