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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook.. REJECT HIM."

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"

"They say dad's a transvestite. -Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite! -Son, your mom's in the kitchen."

"What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected? Americans."

"Why couldn't the duck stop smoking? Because he was a quack addict"

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"

"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"

"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."