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Joke of the Day

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."

"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"

"""Shelley's coming over."" ""Shelley from work or Shelley who was raised by gorillas?"" *gets hit in the face with poop*"

"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."

"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"

"I wish my cocaine was emo so it would cut itself."

"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."

"In my past life I was a turtle... It is all slowly coming back to me."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""