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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not sure-"" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*"

"Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane."

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."

"My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive."

"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."

"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"

"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"

"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."