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Joke of the Day
"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"
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"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."
"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""
"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."
"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."
"The worst restaurant in the world is ""wherever you wanna go is fine with me."""