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Joke of the Day

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

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"""You ask."" ""No, you ask!"" ""Will you please ask?"" ""Why can't you ask?"" ""Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"""
"Just kidding Girl: I'm breaking up with you. Boy: Ok, then let me remove the like from all your fb DP's. Girl: Oh! Come on! Don't be mad. I was just kidding."
"heres law school: ""sustained"" is basically ""settle down beavis."" ""overruled"" also means ""settle down beavis,"" but to the other guy instead"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."
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"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"
"Germany Vs Brazil Guess we can say it wasn't even klose."
"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"