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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the duck stop smoking? Because he was a quack addict"
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"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"
"It's way more acceptable to be fat if you have an SUV."
"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."
"Made yah look."
"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""
"DRUG DEALER: what'll it be man ME: *wearing a wire* some drugs please [at the surveillance van] DEA AGENT: did he just say some drugs"
"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"
"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"
"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."