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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."

"I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font."

"I tried Alaskan food once. But I wasn't that Inuit."

"I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera"

"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."

"Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"

"A half Chinese, half Italian mobster came into my store today He made me an offer I couldn't understand"