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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad"

"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."

"ESA to release second probe ""SHIO"" to 67P The ""Philae-Shio"" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination."

"Why do we call rulers ""Your Highness""? because that's what they measure."

"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows..."

"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"

"I saw a woman suffering cardiac arrest earlier... She asked for me to call her an ambulance. I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead."