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Joke of the Day

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"""There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU."" And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public."

"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. May they never meet."

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there ......."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."