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Joke of the Day
"Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible."
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"I started a company... I started q company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof"
"""I've got 99 problems and they're all FABULOUS!"" (Gay-Z)"
"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!"
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money."
"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"