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Joke of the Day

"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"

"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"

"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""

"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."

"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? A timely manor."

"I need help I've spent every waking moment of this year browsing reddit"

"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."