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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
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"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""
"Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes"
"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."
"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."
"WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah"
"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."
"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."