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Joke of the Day
"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."
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"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"
"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."
"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."
"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"
"Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat."