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Joke of the Day

"Funny Meat Jeffrey sat at the dinner table eating with his mother, when she turned to him and said, "" this meat tastes kinda funny."" He replied, "" Sorry mother, I ran into a clown today."""

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."

"Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people."

"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."

"Where do you store a werewolf? In a were-house"

"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"

"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."

"Why was the empty penis so scary? Because it was a hollow wiener (halloweener) [works better spoken - I think - just made it up in the shower]"

"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."