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Joke of the Day
"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."
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"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."
"I started a diet two weeks ago So far I've lost 14 days"
"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."
"How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly? microwave"
"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"