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Joke of the Day
"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."
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"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"
"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
"What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony"
"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"
"If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?"
"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""