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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
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"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"
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"""Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?"" ""Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth. You were adopted... from a dairy."""
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"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"I was going to write a gay joke.. ..butt fuck it."