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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
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"I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"What does a zombie conductor say? Traaaains."
"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""
"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."
"I make bad jokes This is one of them."
"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."
"No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket."
"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."