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Joke of the Day
"Where do you store a werewolf? In a were-house"
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"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"
"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."
"Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That's how I feel during football season."
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."
"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."