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Joke of the Day

"What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to ""like"" Lysol on Facebook?"

"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."

"I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie."

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."

"Britain should have written a break up note ""It's not EU, it's me"""

"A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words."

"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"

"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."

"What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !"