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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people."
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"Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That's the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven."
"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"
"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."
"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"
"*accidentally summons malevolent demon at a seance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY"
"My wife said ""I bet you can't go a whole day without telling a period joke.""I said ""You're on."""
"I don't have a racist bone in my body. But my cartilage does not care for Mexicans."
"What did the SS officer say after having his eye shot out? I can nazi."
"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""