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Joke of the Day

"If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot."

"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."

"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."

"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"

"what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon"

"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"

"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."