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Joke of the Day
"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."
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"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"Windows - the only operating system that is compatible with all viruses."
"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"
"Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE."
"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."
"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"
"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."