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Joke of the Day

"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."

"I'm giving up for Lent."

"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"

"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("

"Morning wood starts the best fire."

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."

"I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry."

"No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time. I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline."

"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"