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Joke of the Day

"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."

"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."

"You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom"

"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""