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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."
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"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy."
"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"
"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"
"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."
"Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."
"I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, ""I think I'm addicted to Twitter."" He replied, ""I don't follow you."""
"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"