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Joke of the Day

"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"

"so I used to read /r/nosleep to get scared Now all I have to do is remember than Hillary is still running"

"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."

"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh"