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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"

"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump."

"Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping."

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

"What happens to donkeys in the winter? They change into brrrrrro's."

"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."