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Joke of the Day

"what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon"

"The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast."

"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."

"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"Why do you put a fence around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"

"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."

"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."