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Joke of the Day

"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"

"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."

"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."

"Project Manager Humor Why do Vampires make poor project managers? Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)"

"To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be... A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial..."

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"