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Joke of the Day

"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"

"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"

"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"So I had a blind date this weekend... I lied. &nbsp; She could see."

"My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters."

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."