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Joke of the Day

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."

"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."

"When I get mad I count down from ten out loud. I was arrested, the cops thought I was a bomb"

"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"

"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"How do you starve a Socialist? You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"