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Joke of the Day

"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine."

"Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn."

"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."

"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers."

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"