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Joke of the Day

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"

"My girlfriend's dad wouldn't let us sleep together which is a shame because he's very attractive"

"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""

"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""

"A programmer's wife says: ""go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."" He returns with 12 loaves of bread."

"I tried Alaskan food once. But I wasn't that Inuit."

"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."