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Joke of the Day

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"I hate people who steal the punchline. I'm keeping mine a secret."

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"My girlfriend says if this post will get 1000 upvotes she'll start to exist :'("

"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."

"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."