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Joke of the Day

"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."

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"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."
"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."
"what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference"
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks"
"don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. their phone is prob ""just on silent"" or ""right in front of their lying face"""
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"Telepathy ""Huh?"" Telepathy ""Ok...let's move on. What"" Telepathy ""Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?"" *rolls eyes* Telepathy"