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Joke of the Day
"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
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"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips."
"I bought a smart TV It doesn't show Trump"
"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."
"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."
"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""