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Joke of the Day
"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"
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"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
"Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory."
"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."
"What did the number do when it divided from its companion? Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"
"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
"I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison."