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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."

"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"

"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."

"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"

"Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me"

"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."

"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."