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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."
Next Joke
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"*knock knock* ""Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"" ""But I'm having a poo"" ""We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"""
"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."
"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"
"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."
"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."
"Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach"