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Joke of the Day
"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."
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"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"
"I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone."
"*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP"
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."
"On TV shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck."
"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"hey remember back in the day when a coke only cost a nickel and everyone was just horribly ridiculously racist"
"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""