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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."
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"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"
"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."
"Last year I turned my life around and lost over 200 lbs People ask me what's your secret? And I'm like ""It's simple, I dumped my girlfriend."""
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"""Honey, remember our first date?"" ""Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?"" ""No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."""
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"
"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."
"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"